There's this one dvd you've been dying to watch and it has been banned in Malaysia for yet another lame ass fucked up reason. And so you finally find it at your local vender and you get so damn bloody excited to see it... So you buy it without hesitation knowing that its dvd9 and you know your "boss" because you're one of his "regular customers" albeit with the fact that he said, "kualiti bagus punyah boss! sayah garantee punyaa! kalau rosak buleh tuka! dun worriiii!"... There goes your 5 or 6 or bucks...
On your way home, you buy the essentials (junk food or carrot stick for the health freaks) and maybe get some friends along the way. When you get home, you on the air-con (if there's one), you dim the lights, you spread out the junk food on the coffee table, you (and your friend[s]) get all snuggled up on the sofa/floor with a thousand and one pillows and cushions...
You press play.. "Ooowwwhhhhh.....". You watch your highly anticipated movie..
20 minutes into the movie.. your dvd9 becomes dvd2.
"MCCB!" "KNN!" "MH!" "FUCK!!" "PKM!" echos in the living room/tv room.
What happens next?
You watch another dvd (another movie you've seen) or just decide to end the night at the mamak 5 minutes away.. (the wonders of Malaysia and its 24 hours food service).
Tonight.. I choose mamak.
Wednesday, 20 September 2006
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ooo... i hate it when my 'boss' does that.
just the other week, he sold me superman returns and pirates of the carribean 2 with the promise that they were mint dvd9 master copies.
fark la! why do i see ppl's shadow moving around on the screen?
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