Parasite has been away for almost a week now, and its damn nice! Hehehe. I can do whatever I want which includes walking in and out of the bathroom in just my birthday suit. Walking into the hall in whatever incompleteness I'm in to get a top/shorts/panties/bra which is still hanging in the hall.
AHhhhh.. the simplicity of what life has to offer when you live alone. Seriously, it feels like a holiday! And I AM on holiday! *niiceeeee*
So, since I had lotsa time with myself, I have a tendancy of just sitting in front of the mirror and staring at myself and start critisizing or *ahem* complimenting myself.
1. Pimples.
It just ain't fair that some people are born without knowing the pain of pimples... both physically and mentally. I mean, Take two average looking girls, both nice, both smart, both with great personalities BUT one with pimples, the other without, who would a person pick? I try not to let to affect me because I have limited resources to fix the problem and I suck at sticking to regimes.. but there are days when you're feeling at your lowest that even make up can't help. And I'm not gonna be one of those people who uses make up at home and to the GYM!!
2. Double Chin
It's yet another curse I tell you. I mean, dah la my face so damn fucking round/square (a curse I got from my father!). And to have double chin gives the impression that I'm like 30kgs more than I really am.. Especially when lying down or looking down. I mean, at times like that, how do you conceal the whole double chin thing?? Hence my hair is long and its layered on the sides to cover those hideous double chin thing. But there are times when you just can't coverline! Like during sports and you have that hunk-a-basketball dude pacing up and down the court and you've turn into that ugly horiontally challenge drooling sidelines chick because your hair is up to create that sporty look even if you're just another sideline ass warmer and not even breaking a sweat. Ish!
**I'm not refering to myself, k? Its just a general expression. (yea.. righttttt!)
3. Small boobs.
Okay. So it has miraculously shrunk a size or two.. What can I do? I don't have that desired clevage. I want that clevage! Sometimes I feel like my boobs are like the parting of the Dead Sea. A "smaller" version of the dead sea since they're kinda like mosquito bites rather than nice round globes. Resort; push up bras with padding. The thing about these bras is that, its OBVIOUS! Trust me! Someone noticed.. Ish! So I ventured to sheer bras.. damn nice! But it enhances my already small boobs.
-----interval : amy came over. went to safeway. cooked dinner. played cho tai tee. kakak gossip session. went to coles. continue kakak gossip session at my place.-----
4. The pooch.
Okay. So I have a pooch. Something considered so wrong on the runways. The fad of flat board tummy seems to be that it thing. When the hell did that happen??? I mean in the 16th century (this is my opinion k?), the pooch was considered feminine and was the represention of womenhood. Now its just fat and unattractive. Why? But despite everything, I still want a flat tummy. I used to have it when I was in Form1. But since I stopped teakwando, everything grew, horizontally. Ish! Hopefully going to the gym would bring it down. However, I still don't understand why some girls would FREAK if they're tummy is no longer flat and would go on hunger strike. God put food on earth to enjoy! So enjoy damnnit!
5. The Big Butt.
I used to hate my big butt. But I love it now. I love Queen Latifah for loving her big butt. At least there's something to hold on to.. hehehe.. *wink* Nuff said!
There. My 411 on what I think!
Oh.. Parasite came home a few minutes before Amy arrived. -_-'
World Cup Germany 2006 Finals ::: France vs Italy.
GO ITALY!!!!!
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Baby and I two months adey!!! *woott woott* I love you so much bi!
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